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victormakesart ([personal profile] victormakesart) wrote2020-03-08 01:26 pm

answering machine post!

Hey, so, if you're hearing this, I'm elbow deep in paint or trouble. Leave your name (or alias) and number, and day that you called, and message, and I'll get back to you forthwith -- hey, hey, what is it? I'm in the middle of doing one of those phone messages. Oh, that? Just reverse the proton stream, and re-angle the dish -- ahem. Sorry about that.

Press one if it's a serious emergency.

Press two if you just want to leave a message.

Press three if the Nexus has done something odd and I've disappeared.

Pressing four doesn't do anything.
kalel_ofkrypton: (Take up the cape)

Re: Two

[personal profile] kalel_ofkrypton 2012-11-07 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I mean it. More people should be like you."
kalel_ofkrypton: (Fond reminiscence)

Re: Two

[personal profile] kalel_ofkrypton 2012-11-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Really," he says, without even the slightest hint of doubt.