victormakesart | the most unceremonious birthday post ever

Twenty-three today.

Thaaanks. I'm old!

Old, huh? Guess you'll be ordering off the seniors' menus in restaurants from now on.

Most definitely. And shaking a broom at young whippersnappers who venture onto my lawn.

And get a bullhorn so you can sit on the top floor and shout out of the windows at the town hooligans.

And I can start wearing smeary fuschia lipstick and too much of that floral perfume.

You know... at the rate my universe goes versus yours, I'll probably be caught up to you by your next birthday. Or the one after it for sure.

Ha! That's pretty awesome, dude.

I also have a country porch that's perfect for rocking chairs.

We're going to get so old together.