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An array of completely random questions about my friends!

How would in_jubilation survive on a desert island?: By being beautiful. The food would line up to look at her lovely-brightness.
Is fellforlove a morning person or a night person?: Morningstar. Morning. Ha! God, that amuses me.
Did poisoned_muffin steal the cookie from the cookie jar?: YES. But she replaced it all stealthy-like.
What's the biggest difference between p_gabriel and mr_fourteen?: Most obvious at first glance? Height. Really.
What is alexa_parker's sexiest feature?: Ummmmmwhat? She's real pretty. Dunno. Yeah. Dunno.
What is wild_brat allergic to?: Allergins!
Can leavemea_lone solve a Rubik's Cube?: Surely yes! And if not, we can set the Cubey-thing on fire. Ewwwburntplastic.
Why would fatvalaraukar go to heaven but thainoftheshire go to hell?: What? That's not right! Not at all! Handbaskets, aside.
How many licks would the_lord_arioch take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?: I wonder if Tootsie Pops would dissolve in vinegar before the stick did...
Would you sooner donate a kidney to rigormartis or life_notlife?: Heh. I've got two. I don't need to choose.
What's up with notareplacement?: He's my unofficial brother! He's tall. And nice.
What do nika_bear and nyc_ricochet have in common?: They're both exceedingly beautiful.
What is irishredwolf's favorite meal?: No clue. But I'll cook it for him once I find out!

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

oh mary i'm not coming home too soon