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[victormakesart]

DEAR COLE,

YOUR SON GOT A PUPPY and I know technically he's not your son but when he does things like this I am going to blame you forever so get used to it.

He pulled a Ray Stantz when he was asked to wish for ice cream and he wished for a puppy instead.

A PUPPY.



A PUPPY!

A PUPPY!

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[backinthsaddle]

I am honestly at a loss for words.

[victormakesart]

A puppy. Ugh. Look at it!

He's named it Simba.

[backinthsaddle]

What have you been teaching that kid?

[victormakesart]

I did not think that he'd use Ghostbusters against me!

[backinthsaddle]

I meant naming it Simba. It's a puppy, not a cat.

[Someone is far too amused by this]

[victormakesart]

He... may or may not have held it up like Rafiki in the beginning of the Lion King.

Luckily, the creature isn't entirely organic. Drools a bit, but leaks oil instead of producing solid waste. Has fur, but blue optics. Takes energon along with organic food.

[backinthsaddle]

It's a Cybertronian puppy?

[victormakesart]

Yes, yes it is.

So we have a puppy now.

Your son is in so much trouble.

[backinthsaddle]

Come on, it'll teach him responsibility.

[victormakesart]

[long, long, long, long pause]

You think the creature is cute, don't you?

[backinthsaddle]

[innocent] Don't know what you mean, dear.

[victormakesart]

Because I think you're cute, I will accept this as an unfortunate fact. We're keeping it.

[backinthsaddle]

I figured you'd say that. I can't see you trying to adopt it out and break his heart.

[He takes pity on her, a little.]

I'll feed him most of the time.

[victormakesart]

Yeah, even if it was organic, once he wished for it, it was his. But don't tell him I said so. And we're not getting any real live puppies ever, also.

[backinthsaddle]

Ever, really.

[victormakesart]

Never ever.