answering machine post!

[victormakesart]

Hey, so, if you're hearing this, I'm elbow deep in paint or trouble. Leave your name (or alias) and number, and day that you called, and message, and I'll get back to you forthwith -- hey, hey, what is it? I'm in the middle of doing one of those phone messages. Oh, that? Just reverse the proton stream, and re-angle the dish -- ahem. Sorry about that.

Press one if it's a serious emergency.

Press two if you just want to leave a message.

Press three if the Nexus has done something odd and I've disappeared.

Pressing four doesn't do anything.

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[not-an-icebeam.livejournal.com]

Billy presses four.

[umbra-ab-luce.livejournal.com]

Dark Link presses two on what appears to be a six inch tablet computerphone.

"Guess who?" he asks in his best evil voice.

[alexa-parker.livejournal.com]

Alexa presses two.

"Heeeey you. Rico and I both got stood up on a double date and now we're at a diner looking like idiots. You should totally come hang out with us. Unless, I don't know. You're not cool or something. (It's been awhile, so I have no idea if you're still cool.)

This is Alexa, by the way. Cute blonde one. And-"

"HI VICTOR!"

"...Rico says hi. Goddammit, stop eating all the cheesy fries!"

Click!

This is not at all late because the mun is lazy. Nope.

[kalel-ofkrypton.livejournal.com]

Clark presses two.

"Hey, it's me. Ready to meet the Wall of Weird and go make crop circles? I'm texting you the PINpoint coordinates or however this works."

[kalel-ofkrypton.livejournal.com]

A few days after their disastrous encounter in the Nexus, Clark calls her up again. He gets her answering machine a few times and hangs up without saying anything, but finally, he presses two.

"Hey, uh, Victor. It's me. I'm really, really sorry about what happened the other day, with the red kryptonite. I was way out of line. I wish I could say it won't happen again but I don't even know that, so... I'm really sorry."

[bestinblack.livejournal.com]

He growls. It's not his fault Victor is the first person he thinks to call. He needs an outsider's perspective, alright?

First he presses two.

"This is a crisis, Victor. I fear I am both mortally wounded and mortally insane."

He hangs up and calls back. Then repeatedly presses one, in a rather frantic way that is completely unbecoming of him.

[smallvillians.livejournal.com]

The caller ID says it's Clark's PINpoint calling, but it's Chloe's frazzled voice that leaves a message after pressing two. "Um, Vic? It's Chloe. I have a bit of a problem. Clark doesn't remember a thing about... well, anything, really. I'm sending him to the Nexus (http://community.livejournal.com/dear_multiverse/5196560.html) for a little while so he doesn't blow his cover on accident. If you're around, can you maybe take a look at him? You're the closest thing to a doctor we know that we can trust. Thanks."

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[kalel-ofkrypton.livejournal.com]

Worst case scenario happened.

[bulletproofkal.livejournal.com]

It's Clark's PINpoint that calls, and Clark's voice that speaks. But it's not him in the driver's seat, and that's something that doesn't show over the phone.

"Hey, it's me. Wondering if you felt like hanging out in Metropolis with me tonight."

[slayers-desire.livejournal.com]

Nervously April presses one.

"Victor? Something has happened to Clark. He was infected by a piece of silver kryptonite (http://slayers-desire.livejournal.com/27386.html) and believes everyone is plotting against him."

"I am really worried about him. If you see him. Please let me know."

[One]

[smallvillians.livejournal.com]

"Victor... it's Chloe. Listen, something's happened and I don't want to just leave a message, so... call me back as soon as you get this."

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[jarheadclan.livejournal.com]

Hey you. Got an exopack with your name on it (http://jarheadclan.livejournal.com/577.html), if you're up to it.

One!

[kalel-ofkrypton.livejournal.com]

Clark doesn't think it qualifies as immediate danger, but he figures having a phantom gunning for him and incinerating humans counts as a serious emergency.

"Victor. It's Clark. We've found another phantom and we could use your help, if you're up to it. Kinda urgent, so get back to me as soon as possible. Thanks."

Two

[kalel-ofkrypton.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Victor, it's your favorite alien refugee. I have a cup of coffee with your name on it, if you want to join me. Coordinates are attached."

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[kalel_ofkrypton]

It's been a while since he's gotten her answering machine, but that doesn't stop him. And after a moment's hesitation, he pushes the first option. "It's me. Green Arrow has been abducted, and we're short on backup. Call back as soon as you get this; we could really use some help."

Two!

[kalel_ofkrypton]

"Hey, here's hoping this makes it back to you, or your future self is going to be a bit confused I think. I just wanted to let you know that I made it back safely. And I'll repay you for the drinks, since I took all your emergency cash." A small pile of money PINs in, all gained legitimately this time. "Thanks for sticking with me until my head was on straight."

[slayers_desire]

ONE

Victor... Please pick up. Please pick up... Please pick up.

[Panicked April anyone? And it sounds like she is whispering too.]

Two

[kalel_ofkrypton]

"Victor, good news. Darkseid's been defeated, and the Darkness is gone from my world. I thought you'd want to know."

Two!

[fractured_agent]

"Hey there, sailor. You up for coffee?"

Twoooo

[kalel_ofkrypton]

"Happy 25th birthday! I'm not letting you forget this year."